Welcome[]
Welcome to the official page of the guard of the Cheese. He is a big, BIG monster, who eats anything that defies the big cheese or tries to take some of his precious cheese. Although, the big cheese thought it was a bit of a problem that he ate people, so he put a mind control device in his head. Now his every violent outburst can be dealt with (almost all of them).
Early Life[]
He grew up like any other Cheese Monster, near the Pyramids of Cheesa in Cheesegypt. They grow up doing hard labor there for the big cheese, they will do ANYTHING for the well being of cheese. He was always the biggest guy, at age 10, the Big Cheese adopted him as Guard of the Cheese. He devoured over 6,000 C.H.E.D.D.A.R.S. that stands for Cheesey Honorable Eaters Devour Divine America, Ricotta, and Swiss Cheese (the cheese at the end is silent).
Current Life[]
Not much is known, because he lives outside the remote Cheese vault, thousands of feet below the surface. All that is known, that he is menacing, and ominous, and will kill without feeling at the orders of his master Lord Cheesemister (Charles Warmonk).
Stats[]
Height - 200 ft tall
Weight - 80,000 tons (as much as a carnival cruise ship in modern days)
Physical Build - So Muscled, he's obese.
Likes - Cheese, Charles Warmonk, Charles Warmonks Looting Method, Pie, X Jumper, Basil Brawlmonk, Aaron9999, Kittens, and Knitting.
Dislikes - People who oppose Lord Cheesemister (Charles Warmonk)
Physical Powers - Super Strength, Super Apetite, Super Breath, And Suprisingly, Super Speed.
Bite Force - 100,000 tons.
Jump Height - 5,000 ft off the ground.
Birthday - August 17th 1173 A.D.
Age - Over 1,000 Years Old.
Birthplace - The Pyramids of Cheesa.
Reach - 100 ft.
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